spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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