i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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