Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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