just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
40s are totally the cure
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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