i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
