I hate your face
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Randomize
