You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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