i think my tv is drunk
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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