It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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