Can Purell be used as lube?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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