And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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