2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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