oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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