when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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