Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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