spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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