Sry I called you an 8
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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