what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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