your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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