is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
one two three fourrrrnication!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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