Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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