this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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