and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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