i permit you to call me
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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