lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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