dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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