if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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