So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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