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He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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