question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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