problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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