So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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