I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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