Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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