You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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