i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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