I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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