Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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