i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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