I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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