eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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