Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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