Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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