Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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