but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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