trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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