I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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