dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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