The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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