I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
operation have a gay friend backfired
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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