I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
