all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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