Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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