they need to just BURY HIM!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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