Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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