Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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