what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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