Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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