I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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