I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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