that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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