apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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